10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- It's Free To Fold...