10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it