10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Fold and live to fold again
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.