10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- You have to piss with the dick you have