10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.