10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves