10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.