10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Welcome to kicker school
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--