10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo