10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels