10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.