10 Random Poker Quotes

• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers