10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth