10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Fold and live to fold again
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth