10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it