10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Fook the floosh droo!
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"