10 Random Poker Quotes

I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
im going to 2 out you to death
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Fish don't eat Nutz!
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP