10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury