10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"