10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack