10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.