10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain