10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..