10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers