10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters