10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.