10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "No river, no fish."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.