10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim