10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- It's Free To Fold...
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.