10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --