10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die