10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz