10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.