10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is for loners.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.