10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.