10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."