10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth