10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Welcome to kicker school
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!