10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.