10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)