10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm