10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Welcome to kicker school
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz