10 Random Poker Quotes

There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
Poker is for fat, American losers.
If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi