10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.