10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach