10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha