10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."