10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers