10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Welcome to kicker school
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.