10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?